Funny Car Names

AUDI

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

Bimbette Motor Weapon

Break My Window


BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer


CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology


DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Dead or Dying Gas Eater

Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express


FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fix it again, Tony!


FORD

First On Recall Day

First On Race Day

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fault Of R & D

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

Found On Russian Dump


GM

General Maintenance

Great Mistake


GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Got A Mechanic Coming?


HONDA

Had One Never Did Again


HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...


MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment


PONTIAC

Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac


SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Sorry Assed Auto Builders


TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto


VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners


VW

Virtually Worthless

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

FIAT

Fix
It
Again
Tomorrow

Anonymous said...

(ford backwards)
driver returns on foot

Anonymous said...

Hyundai

Here's y u never drive an import

Anonymous said...

chevrolet
can hear every valve rod or lifter every time!!!

Anonymous said...

Hyundai,
hope you understand never decide
against it

Anonymous said...

dodge

don't open doors garbage everywhere

or

dead on driveway gears everywhere

Anonymous said...

FORD

Fu#%ed On Race Day

Anonymous said...

Ford F_(ked over rebuilt dodge

Anonymous said...

LOTUS

Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious

Anonymous said...

First
On
Race
Day

Found
Off
Rescuing
Dodges

Anonymous said...

full of rust dump

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Anonymous said...

Cadillac - Contains A Dead Italian Lying Lifeless Among Cargo