Funny Car Names

AUDI

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

Bimbette Motor Weapon

Break My Window

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Dead or Dying Gas Eater

Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fix it again, Tony!

FORD

First On Recall Day

First On Race Day

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fault Of R & D

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

Found On Russian Dump

GM

General Maintenance

Great Mistake

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

PONTIAC

Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Sorry Assed Auto Builders

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners

VW

Virtually Worthless